Part 1: Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A Kid replied: ......the legs.....because everynight I see my mums legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
Part 2: Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school? Pupil: Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".
Part 3: What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?? ANSWER: When you pull down the stage curtain the show is over. But when you pull down the PANTY...............IT'S SHOWTIME.