Lawyer Jokes

This old man was a witness in a burglary case.

The defense lawyer asks -Sam, did you see my client commit this burglary? -Yes, said Sam , - I saw him plainly take the goods.

The lawyer asks Sam again -Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime? -Yes says Sam, - I saw him do it.

Then the lawyer asks Sam -Sam listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?.

Sam says - I can see the moon, how far is that?.