Little Sam's Jokes

Jokes 1: Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to teach you anything! Sam: That's why I say she's no good! Jokes 2: Father: Sam, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her. Sam: (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid. Jokes 3: Sam: Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school. Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. So what did she say when you told her you're the only child, my dear? Sam: She just said ... 'Thank goodness!' Jokes 4: Sam: Dad, can you write in the dark? Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write? Sam: Your name on my report card.