Reasons Why I Never Visit My Rich Friends

Reasons Why I Never Visit My Rich Friends

Reasons Why I Never Visit My Rich Friends

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Maid : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"

Me : "Tea please"

Maid : "Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey tea, Iced tea or Green tea ?"

Me : "Ceylon tea"

Maid : "How would you like it ? black or white ?

Me : "White"

Maid : "Milk, or fresh cream?"

Me : "With milk"

Maid : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"

Me : "With cow's milk please."

Maid : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Me : "Um, I'll just take it black."

Maid : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Me : "With sugar"

Maid : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Me : "Cane sugar."

Maid : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Me : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Maid : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "

Me : "Mineral water."

Maid : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Me: "I think I'll just die of thirst!"

MORAL OF THE STORY IS NEXT TIME WHEN U VISIT YOUR RICH FRIENDS DON'T TALK TO THE MAID