Artist And Song Jokes

Mr John, the school principal was walking around the year 11 block when he saw one of the class making a lot of noises. He entered the classroom and this was what happened.... Mr.John: Who was playing and talking? Please stand up or the whole class gets the punishment. Jimmy : "Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up" (Eminem) Mr.John: You! I want you to come to my office NOW! Mr.John: What is your name? Jimmy : "My name is....My name is" (Eminem) Mr.John: Don't play a fool with me. Jimmy : "Can't Believe I'm The Fool Again" (Westlife) Mr.John: Do you want me to beat you? Jimmy : "Hit Me Baby One More Time" (Britney Spears) Mr.John: Are you out of your head? Jimmy : "Was It Out Of My Head, Was It Out..." (Fastball) Mr.John: Who do you think you are? Jimmy : "I'm A Genie In A Bottle" (Christina Aguilera) Mr.John: How many demerits do you want? Jimmy : "1,2,3,4,5, Everybody In The Car..." (Lou Bega) Mr.John: Don't get dirty with me, do you hear me?! Jimmy : "Let's get dirrty...I need that, uh, to get me off..." (Christina Aguilera) Mr.John: Answer me, Do you always play in the class? Jimmy : "Sometimes I Run, Sometimes I Hide" (Britney Spears) Mr.John: Ok, That's It! I want you to come for detention class tommmorow morning! Jimmy : "Every Morning There's A Hello..." (Sugar Ray) Mr.John: I've just changed my mind. I want you to come everyday! Jimmy : "Everyday I Love You" (Boyzone) Mr.John: I want you to come alone! Jimmy : "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely" (Backstreet Boys) Mr.John: It gonna be two of us! Jimmy : "Just The Two Of Us" (Will Smith) Mr.John: Are you going to shut up or do you want me to stop talking? Jimmy : "You Say It Best, When You Say Nothing At All" (Ronan Keating) Mr.John: I want you to promise me that you won't get into trouble anymore. Jimmy : "This I Promise You" (N*sync) Mr.John: Make sure you don't get into trouble again! Jimmy : "Oopps I Did It Again" (Britney Spears) Mr.John: You can go now. Jimmy : "There She Goes" (Sixpence None The Richer) Mr.John: I said GO! Jimmy : "Bye Bye Bye" (N*sync)