George Bush Jokes Jokes
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George Bush, Saddam Hussein and Osama are on a long flight in a plane. Osama pulls out a $100 billion and says "I'm gonna throw out a $100 billion and make someone down below happy" Saddam hussein says "If it was my $100 billion,i would split it into two $50 billion and make 2 people happy" George bush says "I will take 100 $1 billion and make 100 people happy" At that time the pilot is so pissed off from the fuss and says "i think if i throw 3 of u people out of this plane i can make the whole world happy" George Bush goes to Iraq for a visit .During that time he always jogs early in the morning. One morning while jogging, he tripped over a rock and fell from a bridge. Three boys playing along the riverbank saw the accident and jump into the water and save the president. George bush says, "Thank you, u just save the President of USA, you 3 deserve a reward, you named it I'll give it to you" 1st boy said "I want a nike air turbos" "I'll personally hand it to you" sais Mr George Bush 2nd boy said "I want a ticket to Disney Land!!!" "I buy them myself and give them to you" said the President 3rd boy said " I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it" Mr President said " i'll personally....wait a second!!.........you're not even handicapped!! " The boy answered "I will when my dad finds out who i save from drowning today" |