Have You Found Jesus?

A drunk stumbles along a Sunday afternoon baptismal service down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stands next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk, and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher. I sure am." The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks. "No, I didn't!" replies the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and asks, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "No, I did not Reverend." The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, then brings him out of the water and asks in a harsh tone, "My God, have you found Jesus yet?" The old drunk wipes his eyes and asks the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"