Boy's Blackmail Jokes
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A boy is told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret, which makes blackmail easy by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't. Greeted by his mother, the boy says, "I know the whole truth." She slips him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Pleased, the boy next tries it on his father who hands him $40 and pleads, "Ok, son, but not a word to your mother." On his way to school next morning, the boy sees the milkman and says, "I know the whole truth." The milkman opens his arms wide and says, "Then come and give your father a big hug!" |