Be Strong Jokes
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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.* He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.* Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. *He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.* While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.* While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.* Look at his clothes!* He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.* I saw how he kissed your neck.* If*he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.* Do whatever he tells you.* Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.* This guy is obviously very dangerous.* If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.* Be strong, honey.* I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.* He was whispering in my ear.* He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.* I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.* I love you, too!" |