A Doctor, Priest and Lawyer Jokes
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A Doctor, a priest and a lawyer were on a fishing trip when their outboard motor conked out and one of the oars drifted off. Just as the doctor was about to dive in the sea to retrieve the oar, the boat was surrounded by sharks. "I can't go now," the doctor said. "If someone gets bitten, you'll need my services." "I can't go either," said the priest. "If the doctor fails, I'll need to give the last rites." "Ok," said the lawyer, "I'll get it." He dived in and the sharks retreated as he retrieved the oar and climbed back into the boat. The doctor and priest were flabbergasted but the lawyer just smiled and explained, "Professional courtesy". |