12 Reasons why you should watch Wimbledon Jokes
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12. There are lots of girls in short skirts jumping, bending and diving around. 11. Absence of half-time show means there's no risk of catching Ashlee Simpson performing at the intermission. 10. Double-fault drinking games: chug a beer every time a player messes up their serves. 9. Every now and then the ball boys get nailed by a shot - hilarious! 8. Insert "smacking balls around" joke here. 7. Playing on grass courts commands a level of athleticism rarely seen at tennis events played on harder surfaces, so you're watching tennis in its purest form…uh… 6. Two words: Maria Sharapova. 5. Off-chance of catching a shot of Anna Kournikova looking smoking hot, watching from the stands. 4. Where else do you see so many ladies wearing those cute little tennis socks with the pop-poms on the back. 3. At the end of the game, the winner normally hugs the loser for like, 2 seconds. 2. It's on during the day, so what else are you going to watch? Oprah!? 1. Ladies tennis sound effects. |